OK, I know this isn’t a great cell phone photo, but I posted it because some of my ski/climb partners style themselves as “outdoor gear experts” doin’ the “PK” all over western Canada. But they haven’t been to Bass Pro Shop north of Calgary so they haven’t seen the latest outdoor schizzle like the happy deer toilet paper dispenser shown above.
So the question is: why exactly is the deer happy?
Is it because he’s wearing a hunting vest and is looking forward to hunting members of his own species?
Or is he happy because he’s watching you wipe your bum?